A: Don’t you come after me! After your affair with Zoe, this was just me trying to cope!

G: Cope? Cope! You don’t cope by sleeping with some random stranger you picked up at a bar!

A: You don’t know where I met Paolo.

G: I saw him sitting at the bar as I left, Athena. I know you just met him tonight.

A: …

A: You know what Gavin? I’m not doing this tonight. Go sleep on the couch.

G: Fine! I wouldn’t want to sleep in that bed anyway.

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