B: If Mortimer ever did that to me I would murder him!

A: Bella! You’re too much. Besides, I got back at him a different way.

B: And how, pray tell, do you get back at a lying, cheating, backstabbing husband?

A: Cheat on him with the first guy you meet at the exact same bar!

B: …And you say I’m too much.

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