Alyse: I sincerely hope you wear proper attire for your first day.

Kaylee: Of course, jeans, jacket, beanie, boots. Same as always.

Alyse: KAYLEE ANNE HARGROVE!!! You will wear a dress and will wear your hair down. You need to make a good first impression at this new school, and I fully expect you to be a well-behaved lady.

Screw that. I’m wearing whatever the hell I want. And who wants to be a ‘well-behaved lady?’ I sure as hell don’t.

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