A: Hello Detective. Thank you for coming over so quickly.

M: Oh, don’t mention it. I’ve been meaning to get around to meet the neighbors anyway.

A: [sniffles] Well, welcome to the area…

Pretend tears started to glisten in her eyes

M: Oh my God, I’m so sorry, your report. So, uhh…can you tell me what happened? You said to the operator that you were on vacation in Granite Falls?

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