A: You have a daughter too? How old is she?

M: She’s seven and quite the rambunctious scamp.

A: [laughs] Wait, did you say her name is Parker? The little cutie with the cherry blossom shirt?

M: How…do you know my daughter?

A: She was walking by one day and knocked on my door.

M: [long exhale]No matter how many times…I swear I’m a better father than that and she knows she’s not allowed to wander around the neighborhood knocking on random people’s doors.

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