A: You have a daughter too? How old is she?
M: She’s seven and quite the rambunctious scamp.
A: [laughs] Wait, did you say her name is Parker? The little cutie with the cherry blossom shirt?
M: How…do you know my daughter?
A: She was walking by one day and knocked on my door.
M: [long exhale]No matter how many times…I swear I’m a better father than that and she knows she’s not allowed to wander around the neighborhood knocking on random people’s doors.


