Alyse: I told you both my expectations for how you would act when we first moved to this tiny postage-stamp of a town. I expected you to be well-behaved children, who would reflect well on their parents’ reputation, and I have been sorely disappointed. The mere fact that you went to that cafe with those…alternative folk, and sat with them, proves to me that the two of you have absolutely no idea of how to make friends with the proper sort.

Alyse: Take that teal-haired girl, for instance. That is no natural hair color, what must her parents think? They must feel so ashamed of her and her poor life decisions, because surely after the hair, there are many more just laying under the surface. 

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