Max: Hey, thanks for this Parker, you know I can’t do this at home.
Parker: Well, you could…
Max: No, I couldn’t. Luna would never let me hear the end of it. Remember when she found me just looking at her makeup?
Parker: I don’t get why people think boys can’t like dolls and makeup. What’s so weird about it? It’s just stuff.
The two continued to play until the sun started going down. Max started telling the story of how he heard Alex Goth talking about this weird dream he had about his mom getting abducted by aliens and no one ever saw her again.
Max: And then he said that in the end his sister Cassie married Don Lothario. But that would be weird, he’s like, 15 years older than her.
Parker: Max, I don’t really care about the weird stuff Alex dreams about.
Max: Wow, rude.
Parker: Don’t meme me boy. You wanna go play outside?




