jetbootcollection:

Do not deal with genies unless you know how to trick them.

Pill 1 can lead to the effects of pills 3, 7, and 9. Gain self control and two high-value skills that make you very employable. $500 a day is nothing if you are making more than a dollar per second doing a job you love, and you will be revered among your peers in your chosen industry.  

Use the money you get from pill 1′s skill set to pay for therapy to replicate the effects of pills 2 or 8, if you need them at all.

Recognize that the genie would shorten your live span to match that of you pet’s or inflict undue suffering on the poor animal who is unable to die of old age, eliminating pill 6. Accept that pets come and go, love them while you can.

Which leaves 1, 4, and 5. 

My bro spitting that logic

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