After School, Friday

Kaylee: Whatcha get for number 27?

Yuki: Uhh, 38x+b.

Kaylee: F*ck…wait, no I’m right. It’s 64x+a.

Yuki: No you’re not! I’m the brains in this relationship *laughs*

Kaylee: *flirty* You take that back or you’re not getting any-

Nathaniel: Getting any what, Kay- Oh leaping llamas! What happened to your eye?!

Kaylee: …I got beat up by a cheerleader. 

Nathaniel: Oh my god, Kay baby come here. [hugs] Do you want me to sit down with the principal because-

Kaylee: No dad, I don’t want to make it any worse…I’m fine, I promise.

Yuki: *cough* Liar.

Kaylee: Shush ya face!!

Yuki: Anyway, I think we’re done with the math for now, feel like watching a movie, bab- Kay?

Kaylee: *whispers* Nice save, Yukes.

Garret and Anna pt. 2

and now for something cheerier, like I promised

I had asked her out to the Romance Festival in San My for our three month anniversary. I never thought I’d be one of those saps to celebrate monthly anniversaries, but apparently I am with her. We had a great time, lots of staring into each other’s eyes and being two dorks in love, the love guru even said we’d be together forever…which is why when I walked her home from the train, I got this crazy idea.

Anna: I could have walked back on my own. It’s literally just a few blocks.

Garret: Yeah right babe. There could any number of weirdos walking around your neighborhood. Not gonna happen.

Anna: Well thank you anyway. *laughs* You’re cute when you’re concerned for my safety in the most suburban neighborhood ever.

Garret: *hehe* Yeah…hey listen, i was thinking about what the guru said….

Anna: You know she’s just a con they probably hired from the local psychic shop right?

Garret: Babe, I’m trying to be romantic for a second, please let me talk.

Anna: *cheeky grin* Okay…

Garret: Um, well…I was thinking on the train back, uh…we’re too young to get engaged, but, uh…would you maybe… wannabemineforeverandexchangepromiserings?

Anna: …What?

Garret: I get that we’re too young, but I was just wondering…do you want to exchange promise rings?

She was quiet for a minute or two, my heart was palpitating waiting for her answer. All I could think about was this is it, she’s gonna leave me for being the biggest doofus on the planet, but then she said “Yes.”