Thanksgiving Highlights

jetbootcollection:

-Granma made her own blackberry and raspberry liqueurs.

-Replaced a broken bolt in Granpa’s arm chair. When we tilted it up almost $2 in change fell out.

-Everyone wondering why there is a 1948 yearbook for Washington State University (then only a college) on the book shelf when the Grand Parents didn’t start attending until the late 50′s.

-Granma teasing Granpa about not having changed the hair product he uses since they met.

-I ate a salad. With actual lettuce. Aren’t you proud, @zephynight?

-Dessert was chocolate mousse, which immediately reminded my mom of my friend @madmoosen, which launched into a narrative fiction that contained most words that rhymes with moose.

Yep, that was our night. Although my dessert was pumpkin pie.

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING 🦃👋😩 WE ARE 3️⃣ WEEKS INTO HOEVEMBER 🎩😪😫THOSE SLUTTY PILGRIMS CROSSED ✖️✖️THE ASSlantic🍑💦 HOEcean🌊🌊 TO GET MAYdeFLOWERED 🌿🌹😫 TIME 🕟🕥TO GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃THAT BIG OL DICK🌽🍆😏✊ AND PUT IT IN THAT plyMOUTH 👅👄💦FEAST ON THAT CUMPKIN PIE 🍽🙌💦THAT TURKEY 🦃🦃ISNT THE ONLY THING THATS GOING TO BE STUFFED 😫😩🍑SEND THIS TO YOUR TOP 🔟 mashed potatHOES 🍠👅OR YOU WON’T GET ANY 💦GRAVY💦

OH MY GOD!!!!! How dare you child! On my good christian blog?!?!?! omg I love you, you little heathen. 

Alright, how about this…I don’t want to use Gimp, so here are your options for now.

And no poll, just tell me what ya think…

(the top right is similar to what i posted earlier, but i changed the color balance a lil so it would be less purple)