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Luna: Oh my God, Sofia! Can you believe what those bitches said to me? I hate Yuki so much.

Sofia: Why do you even go out of your way to talk to her then? Just ignore her.

Luna: But-the things she said about my dad-

Sofia: Only because you engaged her. Ignore her, and she’ll just leave you alone.

Luna: Fine. Where’s Jade? I wanna ask about the new routine.

Sofia: Oh, she’s flirting with that hot, new teacher by the front office.

Luna: [sigh] Of course she is. Should we go hose her down?

Sofia: Nah, I’m gonna be late to Simlish as it is.

So I’ve now tried to post this THREE TIMES! Fuck you mobile!

Anyway, I closed my laptop with discord minimized and then the fan started going haywire. I opened it up to see why it wasn’t going to sleep and had to use the power button to do a force restart, when it came back to resolution [display, whatever idc] was stuck at 4×3 and i couldn’t change it. 

TURNS OUT: turning it off and back on again is the solution to any computer problem you could have, because now it’s fine! This just proves that I really need a new computer.

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Luna: Friends? Since when? You don’t make friends, you-

Yuki: Oh. My. God! Get lost bitch! I don’t care where you go, just get lost. Track down that she-devil you call a captain or something, but I’m gonna talk to my friend now.

Kaylee: Let’s go somewhere we can talk privately. I have to tell you about what happened last night when I got home…

Yuki: I know just the place where these lot wouldn’t bother following us. Come on.

Kaylee: Yass bitch! 

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Kaylee: Alright ladies, calm down. What’d I miss? And why is it going down in front of my locker?

Luna: Stay out of this, newbie. I don’t care enough about you yet to come up with an insult.

Yuki: Aww, Luna you do care? I always knew you were secretly in love with me.

Luna: Wh-what?! No! Never, I absolutely hate you!

Yuki: You just said you don’t care about Kaylee enough to insult her, so that means you must care about me. 

Luna: Ew, no! Never in a million years, you lezzy piece of garbage!

Yuki: I’m bi, bitch. Now get out of here, I’m talking to my friend.

Kaylee: Yeah, get out of here Luna. We’re talking.

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Yuki was waiting by Kaylee’s locker to talk about what had happened the previous night at the cafe. Unfortunately Luna, a member of the pom squad, saw her standing there on her way to class.

Luna: Hey loser. 

Yuki: Ughh, what do you want Luna?

Luna: What ya doing just standing here like the pathetic loner you are? Waiting for someone to pay you any attention, considering your entire family doesn’t care about your existence?

Yuki: …Wow, and you say I’m pathetic? What about your family Luna? Where’s your mom? Oh, right. She disappeared under ‘mysterious circumstances’ that have something to do with your father’s ‘business.’ We all know what that means Luna.

Yuki: Face it, your dad had your mom killed, or his work got her killed. Either way, if you think my family’s messed up because my parents went on a global tour and didn’t take me with them, when I would rather stay in school anyway, then I think you need to check yourself.

Luna: [blinks] Y-you…you bitch!

I promise this time!

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Alright, I have three days off so this time I PROMISE to get in game and get some screenshots of some gameplay. No idea what gameplay it will be, probably Hargrove because I just don’t want to do Black Widow, but ya never know.

Yesterday I spent some time furnishing the house I want to move the Hargrove’s to, and all I have left are the twins’ bedrooms and basement hangout space, so it should be done soon.

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simtavia:

Spooky stuff giveaway!

Most the time id do a fancy edit and shit but this packs old and the give away is only like 4 days so what’s the point right?

One winner will be chosen on October 11th.

Ill have my five year old brother pick a winner. (Not using a random generator for this one.)

  • Must reblog this post to enter.
  • You can follow me if you want but like im not gunna force you.
  • Winner must be okay with giving me their origin ID.

Thats all folks. I wish you all the best of luck.

Xox Octavia 🔅