Kaylee: What the actual f*cking f*ck?!! H-how? Just how in the-

Alyse: Kaylee Anne, get out here!


Kaylee: What the ever-living F*CK, Mom? How could you do this to Dad and-

Alyse: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY! We are going home, but if you ever breathe even the slightest hint of what you saw to your father, or Garret, so help me I will toss you in the street like the trash you are! You’re lucky for all I’ve given you, so don’t even think about threatening ME, young lady!

Kaylee: F*ck you, Alyse!

Several hours and glasses of wine later…

Kaylee: Mom, can I go home? I have school in the morning and homework-

Alyse: Oh, hello Bjorn. 

Bjorn: *drunk* H-hello love. Gonna say…say hello to me. *wink*

Alyse: *giggles* Oh, you’re awful when you’re drunk.

Bjorn: M’not drunk. C’mhere you. Lemme kiss that pretty face…

Alyse: *giggling between kisses* You naughty boy, half the city is here.

Kaylee: Holy f*ck…

Sunday Night, The Campaign Gala

Alyse: …And I’d like to thank my lovely daughter Kaylee Anne for joining me tonight. Guess what gents, she’s single.

Kaylee: Mom…

Alyse: I’m only kidding, she’s too young for any of you. But have fun trying fellas. *wink*

Kaylee: Jesus, Mom.

Alyse: Oh shush. Follow me, we need to mingle with the high-dollar donors. 

Kaylee: *sighs* Yes ma’am.

Saturday Morning

Alyse: Kaylee Anne Hargrove, what’s this I hear of you starting fights?!

Kaylee: Wh-I d-didn’t start any-

Alyse: That’s it, young lady! I was going to ask Garret to come with me, but clearly I have to keep my eye on you. I’m fed up with this nonsense and I’m going to put a stop to it! You’re coming to my campaign gala tomorrow night, you’re going to be feminine and polite, and if you embarrass me in front of my voters I will throw you out on the street! Until then, you are not allowed to step foot outside this house! Am I understood?

Kaylee: Y-yes ma’am. 

Alyse: Good, now please tell that blue-haired cretin to leave my property.

Kaylee: …Yes ma’am.

Bjorn: So the other campaign assistants and I have had a brainstorm and came up with an idea for how to propel your campaign further up in the polls.

Alyse: Oh, and what is that?

Bjorn: A gala, here at the Stargazer. On Sunday. You’d give another speech, although a bit more laid back than today’s. Rub a few elbows, shake hands, have fun. All that jazz. 

Alyse: Interesting. And I assume my husband needs to be there, for appearances sake?

Bjorn: *voice deepens* Not necessarily… You know Alyse, I’ve always found your drive and determination…extremely appealing.

Alyse: Bjorn, it was one drunken night after an incredibly long day, let it go. I’m sure your wife misses you.

Bjorn: Not as much as I miss you. The feel of you in my arms…waking up to you lying beside me in the morning light. Alyse, please. We both know what we want.

Alyse: *sigh* Bjorn, I can’t. A scandal like this would destroy my campaign. So I beg of you, please let this go.

Bjorn: Never. 

Alyse:

Bjorn: *clears throat* Anyway, it would be great for your image if you did bring one of your family with you. Maybe one of the twins? Having the apparent support of your children would look great in the eyes of voters.

Alyse: I’ll think about it.

Star Gazer Lounge, Friday

Alyse: And in conclusion, thank you all for coming to here today and remember to Vote No on Initiative 541 to keep our children safe from predators that would do them harm in public bathrooms. 

*polite applause*

Bjorn: That was great, Alyse. 

Alyse: Oh, thank you Bjorn. It was my pleasure.

Bjorn: Would you sit with me for a bit, there’s something I want to run past you.

Alyse: Of course, I can’t really say no to my campaign manager, now can I?

Bjorn: *laughs* True, true. Right over here.

Alyse grasped the chance to further her political campaign when the welcome wagon rocked up, nonchalantly steering the conversation in order to gauge her neighbors political leanings. Turns out Mr. Fyres shared the same political believes as our dear Mrs. Hargrove.