A: …And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

B: Me no need a pwince.

A: No you don’t. Because you are a smart, independent little girl who doesn’t need someone else to save her. Now time to sleep, baby girl.

B: Night night, momma.

A: Goodnight princess.

A: Great, now the power’s out? Did you forget to pay the bill again?

G: I thought you would pay it, seeing as you’re home all day.

A: Home, busy taking care of our daughter! This is one thing I trust you to do, and you never do it!

G: Because I’m AT WORK!!! Unlike some people!

A: I’m make some money, you ass! Painting and writing while Bethany naps!

G: Like that’s-

G: Hey there B.

B: Daddy! Uppy!

G: [picks up Bethany] I’m sorry Bethy, I can’t stay and play with you. Daddy has to go out for…work.

   *Wait…why am I even explaining this to a toddler? I don’t have to make excuses for her.*

G: [puts the baby down] Sorry pumpkin, I gotta go!

B: …Daddy?