A: [cooing at the baby] That jerk thinks he can cheat on me? Well he’s mistaken, yes he is, yes he is. That’s right, your daddy deserves what’s coming to him. But what should mommy do, dearest? What should mommy do?

Athena continued to coo and stare into the face of the only human being she loved anymore until the early hours of the morning, constructing a plot, puzzling out how she would do it. 

She decided to wait, to deliberate, and make sure everything just perfect.

Gavin got up to do some early morning writing before work while Athena slept on the couch. Bethany was fine. He even hung up the birth certificate.

Once Athena was up, she went out to catch a new frog in an entirely appropriate outfit for frog hunting.

Then Bethany started crying again, but it was time to go to work for Gavin, so he left his smelly, crying baby alone while he went off to work.


p.s. I already have the screenshots for some drama, I’ve had them for awhile. I just don’t know how to segue to them. They’re even edited, which I never do to any of my other screenshots. I want to create drama, I just don’t know how to put it in, which is why we’re still on hubby no. 1

When it’s time for the midnight feeding and your husband refuses to get up.

When your husband refuses to get up and you have to uncomfortably waddle downstairs because the baby’s needs are more important than your own.

When you love your little bean so much, but really want to kick your husband.