A: I’m sorry for flying off the handle about the hair. You really can’t notice the difference that much. I’m sorry I got so angry.

G: That’s okay babe. I’m sorry I didn’t notice. You look beautiful.

G: Go work on your novel, the computer’s all yours tonight.

A: You never notice anything about me!

G: What do you mean? I literally just noticed that you changed for dinner!

A: My hair Gavin! I changed my hair!

G: …You did?

A: YES!!! It’s a shade darker now.

G: …

A: I can’t believe you wouldn’t even notice. I’m done talking to you right now.