When it’s time for the midnight feeding and your husband refuses to get up.

When your husband refuses to get up and you have to uncomfortably waddle downstairs because the baby’s needs are more important than your own.

When you love your little bean so much, but really want to kick your husband.

A: I’m sorry for flying off the handle about the hair. You really can’t notice the difference that much. I’m sorry I got so angry.

G: That’s okay babe. I’m sorry I didn’t notice. You look beautiful.

G: Go work on your novel, the computer’s all yours tonight.

A: You never notice anything about me!

G: What do you mean? I literally just noticed that you changed for dinner!

A: My hair Gavin! I changed my hair!

G: …You did?

A: YES!!! It’s a shade darker now.

G: …

A: I can’t believe you wouldn’t even notice. I’m done talking to you right now.