Kaylee: I’m so done with this. I’m not gonna stay where I can’t be my f*cking self. I- I gotta run.
Kaiden: You can do this, Kay. Time to be who you truly are.
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Kaylee: What the actual f*cking f*ck?!! H-how? Just how in the-
Alyse: Kaylee Anne, get out here!
Kaylee: What the ever-living F*CK, Mom? How could you do this to Dad and-
Alyse: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY! We are going home, but if you ever breathe even the slightest hint of what you saw to your father, or Garret, so help me I will toss you in the street like the trash you are! You’re lucky for all I’ve given you, so don’t even think about threatening ME, young lady!
Kaylee: F*ck you, Alyse!
Several hours and glasses of wine later…
Kaylee: Mom, can I go home? I have school in the morning and homework-
Alyse: Oh, hello Bjorn.
Bjorn: *drunk* H-hello love. Gonna say…say hello to me. *wink*
Alyse: *giggles* Oh, you’re awful when you’re drunk.
Bjorn: M’not drunk. C’mhere you. Lemme kiss that pretty face…
Alyse: *giggling between kisses* You naughty boy, half the city is here.
Kaylee: Holy f*ck…
Sunday Night, The Campaign Gala
Alyse: …And I’d like to thank my lovely daughter Kaylee Anne for joining me tonight. Guess what gents, she’s single.
Kaylee: Mom…
Alyse: I’m only kidding, she’s too young for any of you. But have fun trying fellas. *wink*
Kaylee: Jesus, Mom.
Alyse: Oh shush. Follow me, we need to mingle with the high-dollar donors.
Kaylee: *sighs* Yes ma’am.
Saturday Morning
Alyse: Kaylee Anne Hargrove, what’s this I hear of you starting fights?!
Kaylee: Wh-I d-didn’t start any-
Alyse: That’s it, young lady! I was going to ask Garret to come with me, but clearly I have to keep my eye on you. I’m fed up with this nonsense and I’m going to put a stop to it! You’re coming to my campaign gala tomorrow night, you’re going to be feminine and polite, and if you embarrass me in front of my voters I will throw you out on the street! Until then, you are not allowed to step foot outside this house! Am I understood?
Kaylee: Y-yes ma’am.
Alyse: Good, now please tell that blue-haired cretin to leave my property.
Kaylee: …Yes ma’am.
Friday Night
Kaylee: So now that the movie’s over, how do you feel about…trying something?
Yuki: What did you have in mind?
Bjorn: So the other campaign assistants and I have had a brainstorm and came up with an idea for how to propel your campaign further up in the polls.
Alyse: Oh, and what is that?
Bjorn: A gala, here at the Stargazer. On Sunday. You’d give another speech, although a bit more laid back than today’s. Rub a few elbows, shake hands, have fun. All that jazz.
Alyse: Interesting. And I assume my husband needs to be there, for appearances sake?
Bjorn: *voice deepens* Not necessarily… You know Alyse, I’ve always found your drive and determination…extremely appealing.
Alyse: Bjorn, it was one drunken night after an incredibly long day, let it go. I’m sure your wife misses you.
Bjorn: Not as much as I miss you. The feel of you in my arms…waking up to you lying beside me in the morning light. Alyse, please. We both know what we want.
Alyse: *sigh* Bjorn, I can’t. A scandal like this would destroy my campaign. So I beg of you, please let this go.
Bjorn: Never.
Alyse: …
Bjorn: *clears throat* Anyway, it would be great for your image if you did bring one of your family with you. Maybe one of the twins? Having the apparent support of your children would look great in the eyes of voters.
Alyse: I’ll think about it.
Star Gazer Lounge, Friday
Alyse: And in conclusion, thank you all for coming to here today and remember to Vote No on Initiative 541 to keep our children safe from predators that would do them harm in public bathrooms.
*polite applause*
Bjorn: That was great, Alyse.
Alyse: Oh, thank you Bjorn. It was my pleasure.
Bjorn: Would you sit with me for a bit, there’s something I want to run past you.
Alyse: Of course, I can’t really say no to my campaign manager, now can I?
Bjorn: *laughs* True, true. Right over here.
After School, Friday
Kaylee: Whatcha get for number 27?
Yuki: Uhh, 38x+b.
Kaylee: F*ck…wait, no I’m right. It’s 64x+a.
Yuki: No you’re not! I’m the brains in this relationship *laughs*
Kaylee: *flirty* You take that back or you’re not getting any-
Nathaniel: Getting any what, Kay- Oh leaping llamas! What happened to your eye?!
Kaylee: …I got beat up by a cheerleader.
Nathaniel: Oh my god, Kay baby come here. [hugs] Do you want me to sit down with the principal because-
Kaylee: No dad, I don’t want to make it any worse…I’m fine, I promise.
Yuki: *cough* Liar.
Kaylee: Shush ya face!!
Yuki: Anyway, I think we’re done with the math for now, feel like watching a movie, bab- Kay?
Kaylee: *whispers* Nice save, Yukes.
Garret and Anna pt. 2
and now for something cheerier, like I promised
I had asked her out to the Romance Festival in San My for our three month anniversary. I never thought I’d be one of those saps to celebrate monthly anniversaries, but apparently I am with her. We had a great time, lots of staring into each other’s eyes and being two dorks in love, the love guru even said we’d be together forever…which is why when I walked her home from the train, I got this crazy idea.
Anna: I could have walked back on my own. It’s literally just a few blocks.
Garret: Yeah right babe. There could any number of weirdos walking around your neighborhood. Not gonna happen.
Anna: Well thank you anyway. *laughs* You’re cute when you’re concerned for my safety in the most suburban neighborhood ever.
Garret: *hehe* Yeah…hey listen, i was thinking about what the guru said….
Anna: You know she’s just a con they probably hired from the local psychic shop right?
Garret: Babe, I’m trying to be romantic for a second, please let me talk.
Anna: *cheeky grin* Okay…
Garret: Um, well…I was thinking on the train back, uh…we’re too young to get engaged, but, uh…would you maybe… wannabemineforeverandexchangepromiserings?
Anna: …What?
Garret: I get that we’re too young, but I was just wondering…do you want to exchange promise rings?
She was quiet for a minute or two, my heart was palpitating waiting for her answer. All I could think about was this is it, she’s gonna leave me for being the biggest doofus on the planet, but then she said “Yes.”
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