After School, Friday

Kaylee: Whatcha get for number 27?

Yuki: Uhh, 38x+b.

Kaylee: F*ck…wait, no I’m right. It’s 64x+a.

Yuki: No you’re not! I’m the brains in this relationship *laughs*

Kaylee: *flirty* You take that back or you’re not getting any-

Nathaniel: Getting any what, Kay- Oh leaping llamas! What happened to your eye?!

Kaylee: …I got beat up by a cheerleader. 

Nathaniel: Oh my god, Kay baby come here. [hugs] Do you want me to sit down with the principal because-

Kaylee: No dad, I don’t want to make it any worse…I’m fine, I promise.

Yuki: *cough* Liar.

Kaylee: Shush ya face!!

Yuki: Anyway, I think we’re done with the math for now, feel like watching a movie, bab- Kay?

Kaylee: *whispers* Nice save, Yukes.

Garret and Anna pt. 2

and now for something cheerier, like I promised

I had asked her out to the Romance Festival in San My for our three month anniversary. I never thought I’d be one of those saps to celebrate monthly anniversaries, but apparently I am with her. We had a great time, lots of staring into each other’s eyes and being two dorks in love, the love guru even said we’d be together forever…which is why when I walked her home from the train, I got this crazy idea.

Anna: I could have walked back on my own. It’s literally just a few blocks.

Garret: Yeah right babe. There could any number of weirdos walking around your neighborhood. Not gonna happen.

Anna: Well thank you anyway. *laughs* You’re cute when you’re concerned for my safety in the most suburban neighborhood ever.

Garret: *hehe* Yeah…hey listen, i was thinking about what the guru said….

Anna: You know she’s just a con they probably hired from the local psychic shop right?

Garret: Babe, I’m trying to be romantic for a second, please let me talk.

Anna: *cheeky grin* Okay…

Garret: Um, well…I was thinking on the train back, uh…we’re too young to get engaged, but, uh…would you maybe… wannabemineforeverandexchangepromiserings?

Anna: …What?

Garret: I get that we’re too young, but I was just wondering…do you want to exchange promise rings?

She was quiet for a minute or two, my heart was palpitating waiting for her answer. All I could think about was this is it, she’s gonna leave me for being the biggest doofus on the planet, but then she said “Yes.” 

A Few Days Later

Jade: What the hell did I say bitch?

Kaylee: I was just-

Jade: I don’t f*cking care, I said don’t cross my path again and I meant it. Time to get what’s coming to you, you disgusting piece of trash.

*fighting*

Kaylee: F*ck, my eye.

Jade: That’ll teach you, and don’t even think trying to be femme is gonna save you. If I ever see you in the girls’ bathroom again I’m gonna f*cking kill you.

Jade: Listen you two, time to get off the court. It’s time for cheer practice!

Kaylee: You’re not supposed to practice until after school, what are you even doing-

Luna: She didn’t ask what you thought, bitch. She was telling you get off the court!

Jade: What even are you? 

Kaylee: Uh-ummm, I-I’m Kaylee Har-

Jade: I didn’t ask who, you sad little worm, I said what. ‘Cause clearly you aren’t a girl, and you could never be a guy, so what are you even playing at trying to be something you’ll never be. You’re nothing. 

Jade: And don’t you ever cross my path again. You disgust me.

*giggles and flirty whispers*

Yuki: So ya feel like skipping next period and hanging out *wink*

Kaylee: Yuukkiiiiii, you’re already staying the weekend *laughs* I think too much ‘hanging out’ is gonna blow our cover.

Yuki: If I was a guy I’d say ‘I’ve got something else for you to blow’ *hehe*

Kaylee: You’re awful. *giggling* I’m gonna go play some ball with Garret.

Yuki: Oh, so you’ll skip with your twin, but not with your girlfriend?! *grins* Offended!

Kaylee: We have P.E. together, not  skipping. Yeesh, who knew I was dating someone so needy.

Yuki: You love it and you know it.


Garret: NOOOOO!!! How dare you bump my ball!!

Kaylee: Suck it Hargrove! If you wanna win, ya gotta play dirty. 

Garret: Who even thought about playing BUMP? 

Kaylee: You did loser.

*laughter*

???: Hey bitch!

Garret and Anna -the love story no one asked for

I remember the first time I saw her perfectly. I was still new to Top Llama High and had just rushed into the art room. I was late. Insanely late. I had been lost, wondering the halls, for 15 minutes before I broke down and asked a freshman for directions. I walked into the arm room, flushed and out of breath from running there, receiving a harsh look from Mr. Sanders for my tardiness. 

“Oh, you’ve finally joined us Mr. Hargrove? Wonderful. Now take a seat. There should be one open in the back.”

I kept my head down as I rushed to the easel in the back. I set to work on that days assignment, paint a landscape in the medium of your choice…only I was missing a pencil to sketch. I looked to my right to ask my neighbor for a pencil, but it was Gunther and he’s always stingy with his art supplies. So I looked to the left…and there she was, wearing the paint-stained overalls she loves so much. The sun hit her crimson hair just so, and just like that my world seemed to turn, not upside down but rather, right-side up.

She caught me staring at her. I made a complete fool of myself, but luckily she laughed. 

That was months ago and I don’t know what my life would have been without her. Not to be stupidly sappy, but it was like she painted a beautiful mural across what was a blank, empty wall–the life I lived before her was meaningless. 

Yuki: Babe. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, you can always crash with me and Candy for a bit if-

Kaylee: No, Yukes. I can’t do that to you. Besides, it’s only a few more months until graduation, then we’ll move to the city and get a fresh start. I’ll wear whatever the hell I want while we scrounge up whatever living we can to afford our crappy apartment and three cats.

Yuki: [laughing] Okay Kay, us and three cats…I just hate that you have to go through this just to live in your own home.

Kaylee: Me too Yukes, but as long as I have you, I can deal with it.

Yuki: Bitch, you’re gonna make me cry with all this mushy stuff. Lemme kiss that adorable face of yours!

*smooches and stuff bc I love my lil beans*