B: If Mortimer ever did that to me I would murder him!

A: Bella! You’re too much. Besides, I got back at him a different way.

B: And how, pray tell, do you get back at a lying, cheating, backstabbing husband?

A: Cheat on him with the first guy you meet at the exact same bar!

B: …And you say I’m too much.

B: Thanks for inviting me out Athena. I am so sorry for what Cassandra said last week. I know she didn’t mean it. 

A: That’s okay, Bella. Besides, turns out high school gossip was right. 

B: What?! He’s really seeing Zoe Patel? I really can’t believe that Athena. Are you sure?

A: Well, considering I followed Gavin to that bar in Oasis Springs, and he met her there, and they kissed out front in plain view of everyone, and then I confronted that trollop about it and we then had a full-blown cat-fight, yes I’m sure.

B: Oh. My. God.

A: Great, now the power’s out? Did you forget to pay the bill again?

G: I thought you would pay it, seeing as you’re home all day.

A: Home, busy taking care of our daughter! This is one thing I trust you to do, and you never do it!

G: Because I’m AT WORK!!! Unlike some people!

A: I’m make some money, you ass! Painting and writing while Bethany naps!

G: Like that’s-

A: grumble grumble…filthy, lying, cheating…disgusting little skank…grumble…mmm Paolo’s abs 🙂 …grumble grumble


When you have a painting to finish, but you’re furious at your husband, so you spend the whole time plotting his demise in some subconscious part of your mind.