Saturday Morning

Alyse: Kaylee Anne Hargrove, what’s this I hear of you starting fights?!

Kaylee: Wh-I d-didn’t start any-

Alyse: That’s it, young lady! I was going to ask Garret to come with me, but clearly I have to keep my eye on you. I’m fed up with this nonsense and I’m going to put a stop to it! You’re coming to my campaign gala tomorrow night, you’re going to be feminine and polite, and if you embarrass me in front of my voters I will throw you out on the street! Until then, you are not allowed to step foot outside this house! Am I understood?

Kaylee: Y-yes ma’am. 

Alyse: Good, now please tell that blue-haired cretin to leave my property.

Kaylee: …Yes ma’am.

Jade: Listen you two, time to get off the court. It’s time for cheer practice!

Kaylee: You’re not supposed to practice until after school, what are you even doing-

Luna: She didn’t ask what you thought, bitch. She was telling you get off the court!

Jade: What even are you? 

Kaylee: Uh-ummm, I-I’m Kaylee Har-

Jade: I didn’t ask who, you sad little worm, I said what. ‘Cause clearly you aren’t a girl, and you could never be a guy, so what are you even playing at trying to be something you’ll never be. You’re nothing. 

Jade: And don’t you ever cross my path again. You disgust me.