Kaylee: What the actual f*cking f*ck?!! H-how? Just how in the-

Alyse: Kaylee Anne, get out here!


Kaylee: What the ever-living F*CK, Mom? How could you do this to Dad and-

Alyse: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY! We are going home, but if you ever breathe even the slightest hint of what you saw to your father, or Garret, so help me I will toss you in the street like the trash you are! You’re lucky for all I’ve given you, so don’t even think about threatening ME, young lady!

Kaylee: F*ck you, Alyse!

Saturday Morning

Alyse: Kaylee Anne Hargrove, what’s this I hear of you starting fights?!

Kaylee: Wh-I d-didn’t start any-

Alyse: That’s it, young lady! I was going to ask Garret to come with me, but clearly I have to keep my eye on you. I’m fed up with this nonsense and I’m going to put a stop to it! You’re coming to my campaign gala tomorrow night, you’re going to be feminine and polite, and if you embarrass me in front of my voters I will throw you out on the street! Until then, you are not allowed to step foot outside this house! Am I understood?

Kaylee: Y-yes ma’am. 

Alyse: Good, now please tell that blue-haired cretin to leave my property.

Kaylee: …Yes ma’am.

Star Gazer Lounge, Friday

Alyse: And in conclusion, thank you all for coming to here today and remember to Vote No on Initiative 541 to keep our children safe from predators that would do them harm in public bathrooms. 

*polite applause*

Bjorn: That was great, Alyse. 

Alyse: Oh, thank you Bjorn. It was my pleasure.

Bjorn: Would you sit with me for a bit, there’s something I want to run past you.

Alyse: Of course, I can’t really say no to my campaign manager, now can I?

Bjorn: *laughs* True, true. Right over here.

Jade: Listen you two, time to get off the court. It’s time for cheer practice!

Kaylee: You’re not supposed to practice until after school, what are you even doing-

Luna: She didn’t ask what you thought, bitch. She was telling you get off the court!

Jade: What even are you? 

Kaylee: Uh-ummm, I-I’m Kaylee Har-

Jade: I didn’t ask who, you sad little worm, I said what. ‘Cause clearly you aren’t a girl, and you could never be a guy, so what are you even playing at trying to be something you’ll never be. You’re nothing. 

Jade: And don’t you ever cross my path again. You disgust me.