Jade: Listen you two, time to get off the court. It’s time for cheer practice!

Kaylee: You’re not supposed to practice until after school, what are you even doing-

Luna: She didn’t ask what you thought, bitch. She was telling you get off the court!

Jade: What even are you? 

Kaylee: Uh-ummm, I-I’m Kaylee Har-

Jade: I didn’t ask who, you sad little worm, I said what. ‘Cause clearly you aren’t a girl, and you could never be a guy, so what are you even playing at trying to be something you’ll never be. You’re nothing. 

Jade: And don’t you ever cross my path again. You disgust me.

Luna: Oh my God, Sofia! Can you believe what those bitches said to me? I hate Yuki so much.

Sofia: Why do you even go out of your way to talk to her then? Just ignore her.

Luna: But-the things she said about my dad-

Sofia: Only because you engaged her. Ignore her, and she’ll just leave you alone.

Luna: Fine. Where’s Jade? I wanna ask about the new routine.

Sofia: Oh, she’s flirting with that hot, new teacher by the front office.

Luna: [sigh] Of course she is. Should we go hose her down?

Sofia: Nah, I’m gonna be late to Simlish as it is.

Luna: Friends? Since when? You don’t make friends, you-

Yuki: Oh. My. God! Get lost bitch! I don’t care where you go, just get lost. Track down that she-devil you call a captain or something, but I’m gonna talk to my friend now.

Kaylee: Let’s go somewhere we can talk privately. I have to tell you about what happened last night when I got home…

Yuki: I know just the place where these lot wouldn’t bother following us. Come on.

Kaylee: Yass bitch! 

Kaylee: Alright ladies, calm down. What’d I miss? And why is it going down in front of my locker?

Luna: Stay out of this, newbie. I don’t care enough about you yet to come up with an insult.

Yuki: Aww, Luna you do care? I always knew you were secretly in love with me.

Luna: Wh-what?! No! Never, I absolutely hate you!

Yuki: You just said you don’t care about Kaylee enough to insult her, so that means you must care about me. 

Luna: Ew, no! Never in a million years, you lezzy piece of garbage!

Yuki: I’m bi, bitch. Now get out of here, I’m talking to my friend.

Kaylee: Yeah, get out of here Luna. We’re talking.

Yuki was waiting by Kaylee’s locker to talk about what had happened the previous night at the cafe. Unfortunately Luna, a member of the pom squad, saw her standing there on her way to class.

Luna: Hey loser. 

Yuki: Ughh, what do you want Luna?

Luna: What ya doing just standing here like the pathetic loner you are? Waiting for someone to pay you any attention, considering your entire family doesn’t care about your existence?

Yuki: …Wow, and you say I’m pathetic? What about your family Luna? Where’s your mom? Oh, right. She disappeared under ‘mysterious circumstances’ that have something to do with your father’s ‘business.’ We all know what that means Luna.

Yuki: Face it, your dad had your mom killed, or his work got her killed. Either way, if you think my family’s messed up because my parents went on a global tour and didn’t take me with them, when I would rather stay in school anyway, then I think you need to check yourself.

Luna: [blinks] Y-you…you bitch!