Windenburg P.D.

D. Warner: *humming* 

D. Warner: Well, I guess that’s quitting time

*footsteps*

Nathaniel: Excuse me Detective, the receptionist at the front desk pointed me this direction and-

D. Warner: *sigh* Alright, come in. What can I do for you sir?

Kaylee: What the actual f*cking f*ck?!! H-how? Just how in the-

Alyse: Kaylee Anne, get out here!


Kaylee: What the ever-living F*CK, Mom? How could you do this to Dad and-

Alyse: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY! We are going home, but if you ever breathe even the slightest hint of what you saw to your father, or Garret, so help me I will toss you in the street like the trash you are! You’re lucky for all I’ve given you, so don’t even think about threatening ME, young lady!

Kaylee: F*ck you, Alyse!

Several hours and glasses of wine later…

Kaylee: Mom, can I go home? I have school in the morning and homework-

Alyse: Oh, hello Bjorn. 

Bjorn: *drunk* H-hello love. Gonna say…say hello to me. *wink*

Alyse: *giggles* Oh, you’re awful when you’re drunk.

Bjorn: M’not drunk. C’mhere you. Lemme kiss that pretty face…

Alyse: *giggling between kisses* You naughty boy, half the city is here.

Kaylee: Holy f*ck…

Sunday Night, The Campaign Gala

Alyse: …And I’d like to thank my lovely daughter Kaylee Anne for joining me tonight. Guess what gents, she’s single.

Kaylee: Mom…

Alyse: I’m only kidding, she’s too young for any of you. But have fun trying fellas. *wink*

Kaylee: Jesus, Mom.

Alyse: Oh shush. Follow me, we need to mingle with the high-dollar donors. 

Kaylee: *sighs* Yes ma’am.

Saturday Morning

Alyse: Kaylee Anne Hargrove, what’s this I hear of you starting fights?!

Kaylee: Wh-I d-didn’t start any-

Alyse: That’s it, young lady! I was going to ask Garret to come with me, but clearly I have to keep my eye on you. I’m fed up with this nonsense and I’m going to put a stop to it! You’re coming to my campaign gala tomorrow night, you’re going to be feminine and polite, and if you embarrass me in front of my voters I will throw you out on the street! Until then, you are not allowed to step foot outside this house! Am I understood?

Kaylee: Y-yes ma’am. 

Alyse: Good, now please tell that blue-haired cretin to leave my property.

Kaylee: …Yes ma’am.